It's your letters

It's always nice to receive letters, so here's a few letters that we have received lately. There's also some letters which we just found lying around the office. Oh, and some that we just made up.


Dear Sir,

I must inform you that headlice are causing problems in all schools at the moment.
  May children are infected in Whitechapel. Could I please urge you to check your childs hair and treat as necessary. Several parents have told us their child has been infected several times.
yours sincerely

G Trueman

 Dear Russ,
Yorkshire Pudding is the most amazing thing I've ever read in my life.
 I read each issue at least six times a day. Please could you send me a signed photo of yourself (naked if possible).
Love Always

D. Vanouton   XXXX


Dear Russ,

I noticed that in Yorkshire Pudding issues seven's "Whatever happened to..." column you asked whatever happened to Transformers. Well rest assured that the Transformers are alive and well and just to prove it I've sent you a photograph of my collection! If that wasn't enough, there's going to be a full article on warrior robots in disguise in VISION Issue six!!! You also keep on saying that nobody ever sends you any top tens, so I've compiled two for you:-
TOP TEN STAR WARS TOYS OF ALL TIME.

  1. 12 Han Solo doll and Taun Taun.
  2. Princess Leia in Slave outfit four inch figure.
  3. Remote Controlled R2 D2.
  4. Talking Darth Vader.
  5. Original 12 inch C3 P0 doll from 1978.
  6. Oola the slave dancer four inch figure.
  7. Original Millennium Falcon toy.
  8. Sandtrooper and Dewback lizard two pack.
  9. B Wing fighter.
  10. Grand Moff Tarkin four inch figure.
TOP TEN DOCTOR WHO STORIES OF ALL TIME.
(starring Doctor in brackets)

  1. The Talons of Weing Chiang (Tom Baker)
  2. The Deadly Assassin (Tom Baker)
  3. Remembrance of the Daleks (Sylvester McCoy)
  4. Earthshock (Peter Davison)
  5. City of Death (Tom Baker)
  6. Warrior's Gate (Tom Baker)
  7. Day of the Daleks (Jon Pertwee)
  8. The Tomb of the Cybermen (Patrick Troughton)
  9. Logopolis (Tom Baker)
  10. The Curse of Fenric (Sylvester McCoy)

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Yours
Mr D J Gill


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I can't believe Tesco's are already getting ready for Pancake day. They have milk, Flour & Eggs on their shelves already.